11th January 2012
SIGNS YOU ARE A SCUMBAG:
Every time you smoke you image the text, “Started quest: GET NORMAL.”
You woke up with the words right of the bed written on your hand and you look to find what you hid the night before.
You find on a note card the words “IM PROBABLY GOING TO MARRY A MEXICAN!!!!!!!!”
You feel bad for yelling at your dog while he eats your pizza.
You end up making cat noises everyday.
You argue the girl your dating is not in high school because she graduated early.
You search for “Workaholics gifs” on tumblr.
You have a bucket that contains various disgusting liquids named Mr. Bucket.
You are excited about empty water bottles so you can throw in a dip.
You have more than once thought you have had a heart attack as a 19 year old.
For the last 2 years the earliest you went to bed was 2 AM.
You know your bass face.
The funniest thing to talk about is people smoking k2.
Your not a Christian but you were excited on Christmas because you got new sheets.
You make jokes that something changed your life more than ITT technical institute.